The Sandwichland

The crowd roared and tried to move back, but was blocked by the police barricades. The huge cage in the middle of the town square shuddered and gave way.

"My God!" shouted Doctor McTeseus. "Everyone back!" But it was too late, mustard sprayed everywhere, and all of the babies began crying.

"This mustard blinded my baby," shrieked a woman who then caught fire and ran towards the lake, where she was taken by the ham.

The sandwiches had been loosed, and they were mad with rage and salami, jarlsberg, rye-ola fontina prosciutto, datta dayadhvam damyata.