And there was a jello mold on the floor.

--"So this is the end, huh?"
--"Yep. The endaroo. The endareeny. Got any clean pants?"
--"No. Why?"
--"My mom always said to be wearing clean pants, just in case."
--"I think it was underpants, anyway."
--"Oh."
--"And besides, you and me's nekkid."
--"Shit, I've worn less'n this."
--"Yeah? How's that?"
--"Remember that party? With Alicia? She had those tongs."
--"I'd forgotten about that."
*Clanging soungs*
--"Uh oh. The clown is coming back."