A non-ending post!

I just had to point this out. But I just noticed that in june I have a Tina retching in "The Last Night of the Lobe," and then in September in "Right Versus Wrong Among Friends" there is a Tina retching onto the puppy that might actually be a horse. Two retching Tinas? My brain is telling me something. Unless this is prophetic.

TINA! WATCH OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE. YOU ARE IN DANGER OF VOMITING!

Okay, back to endings for next time.

Right Versus Wrong Among Friends.

Tina squealed. "What a cute puppy!" she shouted at the little brown dog on the floor. It rolled onto its back, tail a-wag.

"All puppies are cute," said Sarah.

And she was right. Tina knew she was right. Tina was defeated. The colour drained from her face and she fell to the floor, sobbing. She retched dryly over the rolling little dog. "You bitch," she spat at her friend. "I'll get you. I'll be right one day, and you, you'll be nothing but shit. You think you're so cool. I'll show you you ain't nothing but garbage and waste and feces and slime."

The puppy neighed, swished its long mane from its eyes, and galloped off to distant lands where everyone was right.

Adventure's End.

"My tongue is stuck to this post," said Chuck.

"But your speech is fine," observed Valerie.

"And so it is. So it is," Chuck responded, noticing that the post was not a post at all, but a slice of pizza. He threw it to the ground and stomped on it. "The adventures end here," he said, fist to the sky.